喂 布拉德 Hey, Brad!
别泼你妹妹啦 Don't splash your sister.
她才不是我妹妹! She ain't my sister!
我可真心希望她是你妹妹 Well, it's my sincere hope that she will be.
不是! No!
友好点 可以吗 Hey, try to be friends, okay?
我他妈才不要! No, goddamn it!
-嘿 -比尔 - Hey! - Bill.
你就... Just...
随他去吧 cut him some slack.
现在该看看你的吧 Let's see yours now.
金 Kim.
哇 哇 Ow! Ow.
-儿子? -哇 - Son? - Ow!
怎么了? What's wrong?
发生什么事了? What happened?
布拉德? Brad?
比尔 怎么... Bill, what is--
怎么了? What is it?
让我看看 Let me see.
给你爸爸看看 Show your dad.
让我看看 Let me see it.
哦 Oh!
哦 天哪 Oh, God.
啊 看上去不妙啊 Aw, that doesn't look good.
唐恩 亲爱的 你没事吧? Dawn, honey, are you okay?
唐恩 你还好吗? Dawn, you all right?
唐恩? Dawn?
我们每个人都拥有一份礼物 We have a gift...
一份非常珍贵的礼物 a very precious gift.
那么...你们是如何对待你们的礼物的呢? And... what do you do with gifts?
你们会把它献给过路的每个人吗? Do you go around giving them to everyone you pass on the street?
不会 No!
不会 因为那样就不是礼物了 No, those wouldn't be gifts.
而是像宣传单了 They'd be, like, a handout.
那么...最珍贵的礼物呢? So... what about the most precious gift of all?
你们会把它献给 Are you gonna give that
那些第一次送你们玫瑰花的男孩子吗? to the first guy who buys you a big bunch of roses?
决不! No way!
决不? No way?
恩... And, um...
我不只是在和 呃 女孩们探讨这个问题 I'm not just talking to the, uh, girls.
男生们... You guys...
你们同样也有一份礼物 you have the same gift to give.
你们会把它献给那些 Are you gonna give that to some girl
漂亮的可以拍音乐录影带的女孩们吗? 'cause she looks like she just stepped out of a music video?
不会 No.
对 你们要好好把握住 No, you're gonna hold onto it
和你们孩子的母亲来分享它 and share it with the mother of your children.
对 Yeah, definitely.
我所说的 就是这个指环的意义所在 I mean, that's what the ring is all about.
它缠绕着你的手指 The way it wraps around your finger,
提醒你将你的贞操也好好收藏 that's to remind you to keep your gift wrapped.
好好收藏... Wrapped...
直到... until the day...
你用另一枚戒指取代它那天... you trade it in for that other ring...
那枚金戒指 that gold ring.
明白了吗? Get it?
你太棒了! You were so good!
因为你知道这已经超越了性 Because you know this goes way beyond sex.
如果你自慰 你觉得你还纯洁吗? If you used your hand on yourself, do you think that's pure?
不纯洁! No way!
那么其他诸如爱抚之类的 可以吗? And is any of this-- groping, touching-- okay?
-我想死你了 -我也是! - I missed you. - I missed you!
这一整个假期 我都在忙着... This whole break, I've been calling--
做我的事... That job that I have--
呃 我也是 Ugh, mine too.
有谁认为口交...? Who thinks that oral sex...?
我...我妈妈 And my-- my mom.
她又病了 所以 呃... She's sick again, so, um...
你们看 承诺是没有 You see, there are no loopholes
约束力的 with the Promise.
-真抱歉 唐恩 -是啊 - I'm sorry, Dawn. Yeah, sorry.
肛交是不允许的 There is no back door.
嗨 朋友们 Hey, guys.
-嗨 托比 -哦 托比! - Hi, Tobey. Oh, Tobey!
这是我们的朋友 唐恩·奥基弗 托比·卡布 This is our friend, Dawn O'Keefe. Tobey Cobb.
托比刚搬来这里 我们以前可是最要好的朋友 Tobey just moved here. We were best friends back home.
他明天开始和我们一起上学 He starts school with us tomorrow.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hey.
我听说今晚要有27项宣言那么多 So, I hear there's gonna be 27 pledges tonight so far.
-不要吧 -摆明了是的 No way. Phenomenal!
你知道的 肯定会让你去 It's you, you know.
哦 我也不知道 Oh, I don't know.
就是你了 It is.
大家真的很认真地听你说 但是... People really related to what you said, but...
他们尤其在意你说话的方式 especially the way you said it.
我的心 我的心 # My heart, my heart #
别了 别了 别了 我的心 # Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, my heart #
嗨 唐恩! Hey, Dawn!
嗨 克金斯太太! Hi, Mrs. Kitchens!
哦 我的心 我的心 我的心 我的心 # Oh, my heart, my heart, my heart, my heart #
嗨 宝贝 Hi, baby.
快过来 Come on in.
怎么样啊? So, how'd it go?
他们让我下次再去讲 They asked me to come back to the next one and speak.
我就知道他们会的 Well, of course they did.
嗨 亲爱的 玩得开心吗 Hey, sweetheart. Did you have fun?
开心 他们的音乐棒极了 Yeah, they had awesome music.
-呣? -呃 还有吃的 太... - Mm-hmm? - And, uh, food. So...
哦 金 你真贴心 宝贝 Oh, Kim, you're warm, baby.
你今天又疼了? You have pain today?
我们来说点你们年轻人的事吧 Let's talk about young people stuff.
呃 格温和费尔让我向你问好 Uh, Gwen and Phil say hi.
他们真乖 They are so adorable.
人生无望 Wills of iron.
当我们长大之后 事情往往就会变得不一样了 Well, things were a little different when we were growing up.
嗨 Hey.
现在也不一样啊 It is different now.
亲爱的 我们可不是在抱怨 Hey, honey, we're not complaining.
你就是我们的天赐 You are a blessing.
我们家的两个孩子都是天赐 Both our children are blessings.
布拉德! Brad!
我吓到你啦 贱人 I got you, bitch!
我吓你一大跳啦 哦! I got you so good! Whoo!
要知道它像什么 # To know what it's like #
就与他共舞一曲 # To dance with him... #
他离我如此近 我可以感受到 # He's so close I can feel him #
不要屈服于你的感觉 因为 #...won't give in to the feeling 'cause #
真爱值得等待 # Love is worth waiting for #
我的心是... # My heart is... #
好了 你的机会来了 All right, here's your chance.
上啊 斯塔德 Make a move, stud.
恩...给我 Hmm... gimme.
把它给我 Give me it.
恩 Mm-hmm.
真爱值得等待! Love is worth waiting for!
等待? 是啊 我等着这贱人脱掉她的内裤 Wait? Yeah, I'll wait for the bitch to get her panties off.
你们这些人喝哪种苏打水啊? What kind of soda do you guys got, huh?
-我们有樱桃味的 -我们打开樱桃汽水吧! - We got cherry. - Let's pop that cherry!
上啊 Go on!
对不起 Sorry!
-嗨 托比 -嗨 唐恩 - Hey, Tobey. - Hey, Dawn.
欢迎啊 Quite a welcome.
混蛋 Dick.
很好 谁让你捣乱的 Great. You're not allowed to actively thwart it.
世界是公平的 老兄 All's fair, dude.
很好 老兄 Okay, dude.
那么 还有问题吗 So, questions?
那就这样了 这就是阴茎 That's it, then, for the penis.
我们把书翻到... Let's move on to the...
翻到 呃... to the, ahem...
呃 翻到下一页 uh, the next page.
女性...生殖器官 The female... privates.
-我的书有点不对 -别管它 - Um, there's something weird in my book. - Leave it.
我的也是 I have it too.
被遮掉了 A sticker.
什么东西被遮掉了? What's it hiding?
公立学校授课时会将一些东西过滤掉 The state school board has rightly ordered it be concealed,
比如 那种...那种...详图 a detailed diagram of-- of the--
阴道是吧! Vulva!
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my God.
真是混蛋 That's fucked up.
他们为什么要把它盖上? Why are they covering that up?
他们的用意显而易见 That should be obvious.
可是他们把阴茎的图片公诸于众啊 They showed the penis picture.
-那不一样 -怎么不一样了? - That's different. - How so?
真可悲啊 莱恩 你可能永远都不知道了 The sad thing is, Ryan, you'll probably never know.
是吗? Right?
啊 唐恩 Uh, Dawn.
我想我可以告诉你们哪里不一样了 I think I can tell you how it's different.
女孩子天生比较害羞 Girls have a natural modesty.
只是我们的天性 那样画出来... It's built into our nature, and so depicting...
她们天生害羞! They do!
哦 太棒了 我听说过那部电影 Oh, great! I read about that one.
费尔 那可是部限制级影片 Phil, that's rated R.
哦 我可是听说很不错呢 Oh, I hear it's good.
我不是说我们该去看看 I'm not saying we should see it.
知道吗 就连13岁以下禁止观看的电影都很色情呢 You know what, even the PG-13 is gonna have heavy making out.
好吧 那这部... Well, there's...
抱歉 Sorry.
没事 It's okay.
Bunny.
这是怎么弄伤的? How'd that happen?
我当时还很小 I was a little kid.
就没有人告诉过你吗? No one ever told you?
没有 他们从来都没有弄清楚过 No, they never figured it out.
怎么了? What?
我想大概是她咬的 I think she bit it.
她...谁啊? She... who?
唐恩 Dawn.
一个小宝宝咬伤你的手指? A baby bit the end of your finger off?
来 吸两口 Here, hit this.
嗨 伙计们 我们这是去哪? Hey, guys, where are we going?
你会知道的! You'll see!
这不是个打野战的地方吗? Isn't this a big make-out spot?
只有在晚上才是啦 Only at night.
你觉得这样好吗? Do you think this is a good idea?
我们可是个团队 We're in a group.
我们会相互监督的 We'll police each other.
对吗? Right?
这是私人领地吗 Is this private property?
当心那些毒葛 Watch out for the poison ivy.
哦 费尔 你在干嘛 - Whoa. Phil, what are you doing?
哇 Whoa.
哦 Wow.
那是个洞穴吗? Is that a cave?
是的 Yeah.
人们去那里做...你也知道 People go there to... you know.
你喜欢那样吗? You like that?
你知道的 我的小穴真的很棒的 You know, I do have a perfectly good pussy.
当然啦 I'm sure you do.
其他的男生都很喜欢呢 Well, I do. Other boys like it just fine.
哦 Ow.
好啊 那就去操他们啊 Well, fuck them, then.
嗨 妈妈! Hey, Mother!
嗨 过来 进来 Hey, come over here. Get in.
快点 进来 Come on, get in!
哦! Whoa!
哦 哦 哦 哦 Oh, oh, oh, oh!
靠得太近了 A little too close.
你这是罪有应得 You get what you deserve.
是吗? Really?
住手! Knock it off!
啊! Ugh!
布拉德! Brad!
不会 永远都不会 No, never.
连碰一下都不可以 It's never even been a big deal.
我只是想留到新婚之夜 I just... always knew I wanted to wait until marriage.
这么说 还没有人碰过你的... So, no one's ever even touched your...
当然没有啦 Absolutely not!
真是的 Gosh.
为什么... Why, are...
-难道你不是吗? -我还是处男 - Aren't you? - I'm a virgin.
不错 - That's great. - Mm.
在他眼里 In His eyes.
哦 Oh.
就有过一次...大概是一年半以前的事了 It was just once... about a year and a half ago.
是吗 Right.
到现在还很内疚 Still dealing with the guilt.
事实上 你现在...更坚强了 Actually, you're... probably stronger now.
你的决心 Your resolve.
因为你经历过了 Because you've been there.
我是说 你首先意识到了危险 I mean, you've seen the dangers firsthand.
-那座旱桥在哪? -我带你去 - Where's the arroyo bridge? - I'll show you.
电视女郎 今晚你怎么了? WOMAN ON TV What's happening to you tonight?
安静 Keep quiet!
还活着? Alive?
真不敢相信 几个世纪以来依然如此 I can't believe it, enduring for centuries like this.
而且是在那么热的地方 And under all that heat.
不要啊 Oh, no!
啊 Yaah!
我这是怎么了? What is wrong with me?
纯洁 Purity.
啧 Tsk.
那时 这些蛇就出生了 Back then, these snakes were born
他们来到了满是大型哺乳动物的世界上 into an environment with very large mammals,
所以菱形斑纹的蛇就进化成了响尾蛇 so the diamondbacks that developed a rattle
这样它们就有了很大的优势 had a big advantage over those that didn't.
它们不必再担惊受怕 They didn't get stepped on.
你是说 突然间 一点没有征兆地 You mean suddenly, out of nowhere,
一条刚出生的小蛇就变成了大响尾蛇了? a baby snake was born with a big rattle?
优势理论认为 它在很久前就 The prevailing theory is that it would have been born
已经出生... with an incipient...
远古的 Primitive.
谢谢 莱恩 Thank you, Ryan.
...类响尾蛇的突变 ...rattle-like mutation
要历经数千年的进化 that would have developed over thousands of years of evolution,
但是我们也并不肯定 but we don't know for sure.
总算说对了一句 Got that right.
它也有可能像你说的那样突然就出现了 It's also possible that it happened exactly as you said,
而当有一天一条菱形斑纹的蛇 and that one day a baby diamondback was born
带着已经完全的突变出生 with a fully formed mutation
那对它的生存将是非常有意的 that just happened to be extremely beneficial to its survival.
这是不是看似跟你们一点关系都没有? Does this seem irrelevant to all of you?
其实不然 Because it's not.
现在 我知道你们中很多人赞同另一些理论 Now, I know a lot of you subscribe to other theories.
但是 你们觉得一切都准备就绪... But however you think this was all set in motion...
-...这事关你们的生活 -嗨 -...it's about your life. - Hey.
这事关你们的未来 事关你们的前途 It's about why you are the way you are.
唐恩? Dawn?
这和你有关 This is about you.
不过你错过了 And you missed it.
托比 听着 Tobey, listen.
今天早上我感到怪怪的 I was really weird this morning.
我想我知道那是为什么 I think I know why.
我和你在一起很开心 I had a really nice time.
我也是 Me too.
我的思想不再那么单纯了 My thoughts haven't been so pure.
嘿 我-- Look, I--
我们还是不要在一组了 I think that we can't go out together again...
哪怕是在一大群人中间 I mean, even in a group.
我们也还是不要在一起了 Even in a big group.
我也是这样想的 I was thinking the same thing.
还是 Just...
别把我们之间的事情当真了 didn't want it to be true.
可惜我们是这么合得来 We're so in sync.
你是不是有病 What is wrong with you?
你给我口交多好啊 You look a lot better with a dick in your mouth.
你个变态的混蛋 Fucking bastard!
我们不能像其他人一样用正常点的方式做爱吗 Why can't we do it normal like everybody else?
我们为什么总要用那种方式去做 布拉德 弄疼我了 Why do we always have to do it that way, Brad? It hurts!
我不想那样做爱 弄疼我了 那对我不公平 I don't want to do it! It hurts! You're not being fair!
...我想要的... ...what I wanna do...
从下面进去 你就是不愿意去试一下 Deep down, I know you don't really like to try--
我操! Fuck you!
我爱你 I love you!
你爱我? You love me?
是啊 你不是也爱我吗 你明知道的 Yes. And you love me too, you know you do.
我也爱你 或者说我爱的是你的屁股 And I love you too. I love your ass.
进 Yo.
一个人? Are you alone?
能和你好好谈谈吗 Can I have a serious talk with you?
关于你和美兰尼的事 About you and Melanie.
我和那个婊子之间在没什么瓜葛了 There's no me and any bitch.
好吧 Okay.
我昨晚听见的那些话-- From what I heard last night--
那让你很性奋吗 Did that turn you on?
你... You...
我知道我们的关系一直很疏远 I know we've never been close.
我们从来都不像是一对兄妹 We've never been like sister and brother,
我真的不知道我们会这么不亲 and I really don't know why that is.
你怎们能不知道呢 Sure you do.
你很清楚的 You know.
我真的不知道 I really don't,
无论问题是什么 我都愿意为此而去改变 but whatever it is, I'd like for it to change.
你说的那些关于禁欲的2B的话 You know, all that abstinence bullshit?
我们知道你为什么到现在还是处女 We all knowhow you've been saving yourself for.
我都够有耐心的了 And I've been real patient.
你以为我愿意和这些垃圾住一起? You think I like living here with these assholes?
你是说爸爸和妈妈? Mom and Dad?
我们为什么不坐下说呢? So why don't you just set that pretty ass down?
唐恩? Dawn?
我想要见你 I need to see you.
我把我的泳衣带来了 I brought my bathing suit.
这就是你在脑中我想象的样子了 That's just how I imagined you in my mind.
你太美了 You're beautiful.
你想我? You imagined me?
很好 我也想你 That's okay. I did too.
不过我脑海中你的样子... You. Except...
要穿的更少些 with less.
那种感觉没什么不对的 This does not feel wrong at all.
唔 Uh!
要保持贞洁 Purity.
不 待在那里别过来 No, stay in there.
我都要冻死了 I'm freezing!
哦 Oh.
噢 Uh.
我们还是回去吧 Let's go back.
好的 Okay.
我能不能 Can I just--?
Mmm. Mmm, wow.
Mm--
别忘记我们神圣的誓约 We made a sacred promise.
不要这样 Get off.
-你只要享受就好了 -不要 混蛋 - You don't have to do anything. - No. No, damn it.
停下来--混蛋 托比! 不要! Stop-- damn it, Tobey! No!
复活节后我就没有自慰了 I haven't even jerked off since Easter!
快给我停下来! I am saying no!
托比 不要啊! Tobey, don't! No!
抱歉 抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
我真是对不住你 I'm sorry.
唐恩? Dawn?
Oh...
停手! 你要干什么? Stop it! What are you doing?!
-哦 很快就好了 很快就好了 -托比 - Oh, it's okay! It's okay. - Tobey!
你还是那么的纯洁 You're still pure in His eyes.
不! No!
怎么了 怎么了? What? What?
怎么了? What?
滚开 Get off!
我得走了(-_-!!!) Get away!
托比? Tobey?
抛出救生索 # Throw out the lifeline #
有人要被冲走了 # Someone is drifting away #
抛出救生索 # Throw out the lifeline #
在这个夜晚他在慢慢溺死 # Someone is sinking today #
抛出救生索越过黑色的浪花 # Throw out the lifeline across the dark wave #
他需要我们去拯救 # There is a brother whom someone should save #
谁的兄弟 谁能 # Somebody's brother, oh, who then will dare #
抛出...是你吗 宝贝? - # To throw out... # That you, honey?
是我 It's me.
如果你饿了还剩了点晚餐 There's dinner if you want a bite.
我吃过了 I ate.
谢谢了 Thanks.
抛出救生索 # Throw out the lifeline #
有人在沉没 # Someone is drifting away #
抛出救生索 # Throw out the life-- #
放松些 唐恩 不会有事儿的 Just wing it, Dawn. You'll be fine.
平心而论 Yeah, speak from the heart.
嗯? Huh?
-托比会在那里的 -能看到他了? - Tobey'll be there. - You've seen him?
他说要来的 不过不会来了如果-- He said he wanted to come, but wouldn't if--
什么时候? When?
我不知道 几天前? I don't know, a couple of days ago?
如果那让你不舒服 他说他不会来的 If it made you nervous, he said he wouldn't come,
不过他真的很支持你 你们好像是-- but he really wants to support you. You just always seem to get--
唐恩! 唐恩! Dawn! Yay, Dawn!
文森特先生今天让我来谈谈关于贞洁的看法 Mr. Vincent asked me to talk about purity today.
贞洁 我们要保持! Purity, yes!
是吗? Yeah?
不过 And...
就在昨天... yesterday...
我本来可以去做的 I could have done that...
因为昨天我还是个处女 because yesterday I was pure.
"可以称她为女人 因为她是从男人身上取出来的"(出自圣经) " 'She shall be called woman, because she was taken out of man.' "
亚当 Adam.
-是的 -我说不清楚 我-- - Right. - I can't make sense of it yet. I--
Uh...
那是不是 是不是... Is that it? Is...
是不是... Is...
是不是取自亚当的身体? Is it the Adam inside?
身体-- Inside--
"我骨中的骨 肉中的肉" "'Bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh.'"
我不知道 I don't know.
哦 我不知道 Phew, I don't know.
但是在我身体里面... But there is something...
在我的身体里面... There is something...
有一些东西... inside of... me...
那是很致命的东西 that's lethal.
-是蛇 -我不知道 我真的不知道那是什么 - The serpent. - I don't know. I don't know what it is.
"蛇引诱我了 我就吃了"(这里指的是夏娃偷吃禁果) " 'The serpent beguiled me, and I ate.' "
唐恩已经说的很好了 I think what Dawn is getting at
贞洁是如此的重要 人们-- is so important, people--
被放逐出伊甸园 exile from the garden.
蛇 蛇 蛇 Serpent. Serpent. Serpent.
虽然那不是神最开始的计划 Though it was not part of God's original plan...
但因为夏娃和魔鬼 我们才-- thanks to Eve and the devil, we--
嘿 唐恩 Hey, Dawn!
你在这儿干什么? What are you doing here?
你看 这多棒啊 Oh, you know, checking it out.
要是你也来一起玩 那就酷毙了 I thought if you were so into it, it must be pretty cool.
-你能开车吗? -能啊 - Did you drive? - Yeah.
我妈妈把车借给我 Yeah, my mom lent me her car.
嘿 Oh!
Uh, listen.
嗯...想不想哪天一块出去玩玩? Um... do you want to hang out sometime?
我知道 我就知道 I-- I mean, I know you're--
无论怎样 你都不会加入的 you're not into, you know, whatever,
不过 这个... but, uh...
就像约会那样? L-like a date?
你真有意思 That's funny.
-那不是你的问题 -嗯 - It's not you. - Mm-hmm.
没什么 No big deal.
真他妈的不知道有什么意思? Oh, what's so goddamn funny about it?
该死 Damn.
嘿 布拉德 Hey, Brad.
我是来找唐恩的 Uh, I'm here for Dawn.
滚回去 娘娘腔 You're out of your league, pussy boy.
-抱歉 我怎么了? -离我家远点 - Excuse me? - Get the fuck off my property.
嘿 听着 布拉德 Hey, uh, listen, Brad--
噢! Uhh!
你要是还想要挨拳头的话 If you want any more of that,
你就再来我家拜访 you can come by and see us again, yeah?
关于阴道中有牙齿的女人的传说在 "The toothed vagina appears in the mythology
世界各地的很多的神话中都出现过 "of many and diverse cultures all over the world.
在这些神话中 故事往往雷同 "In these myths, the story is always the same.
必须要有英雄去战胜这种长有 "The hero must do battle with the woman,
阴齿的女人 "the toothed creature,
才能破坏她的力量 and break her power."
金 宝贝儿 我正要打电话-- Kim, honey, I'm gonna call--
我会找人处理的 比尔 哦... I can get someone to cover. Bill! Oh...
这些神话源于早期的对女性和性交 "The myth springs from a primitive masculine dread
的神秘和不解而产生的恐惧感 "of the mysteries of women and sexual union.
害怕虚弱 阳痿 "Fears of weakness, impotence...
那是出于女性性器官力量的的恐惧而产生的想象 "It is a nightmare image of the power and horror of female sexuality.
神话中将性交描述成一次男人返回 "The myth imagines sexual intercourse as an epic journey
子宫的神圣之旅 "that every man must make back to the womb,
男人就是在那个黑暗的容器中被孵化出来" the dark crucible that hatched him."
黑暗的容器 Dark crucible.
好了吗 应该叫你.. All right, Miss...?
我看不清这个签名 I can't read this.
叫我卡布 Cobb.
我能帮上什么忙吗 卡布女士? What can I do for you, Miss Cobb?
这是你第一次来吗 Is this your first time?
那好吧 Okay.
躺下 Just lie down.
就是这样 That's it.
把你的脚放这里 Put your feet right in here.
一只脚这边 Mr. Socky... one there,
一只脚那边 and Mr. Socky... okay.
好的 Okay.
我想你大概不知道然后会怎样 So, I imagine you have no idea what to expect.
不知道 Not really.
不要担心 Well, don't worry.
我不会弄疼你的 I'm not gonna bite ya.
往下点 Scoot down.
往下 往下 Scoot, scoot, scoot.
往下点 Scoot down, scoot down.
来 继续往下点 Come on, scoot down.
再往下 Scoot, scoot, scoot.
好了 Okay.
让我看看 Let me guess.
你正要计划着开始节育 You'd like to start on birth control.
不 我只是... No, uh... I just...
想要检查下 wanna be... checked out.
看看我这里是否有什么 You know, make sure that there are no...
变化或者什么其他的东西 adaptations or anything.
我想那里可能会有一些奇怪的东西 I think there might be something weird going on inside.
的确有 Indeed there is.
你发育得很好 What you're probably adapting to is womanhood.
你的身体已经经历了这么多 Your body is going through so many changes now--
可能会有一点凉 This might be a little cold.
我觉得你非常的健康 I have a hunch you are perfectly healthy.
你是不是频繁做爱? Are you sexually active?
不 No.
是的 Y-yes.
在这个房间里面 In this room...
没有人对你做道德的批判 there are no judgments made.
说实话 好吗? Deal?
好的 Okay, then.
这个怎么样? How's this?
你是不是应该告诉我呢 Shouldn't you tell me?
很健康 It's good.
好的 Okay.
那么 So...
我们来检查一下子弹性如何 Let's test your flexibility.
噢！ Ow!
躺下来 放松些 Just lie back and relax.
深呼吸 Just breathe.
深呼吸会缓解你的疼痛 Breathe through the pain.
我不能 I can't!
Oh!
上帝啊 你可够紧的了 My goodness, you're tight.
Ah!
放松 Relax.
很好 就是这里了 Yes, now there we go.
这是什么东西 What? What's--
你在这里放了什么东西 What have you put in here?
不会是--噢！！！ Didn't--! Aah!
Aaaah!
那是都是真的 有阴齿的女人! It's true! Vagina dentata!
长阴齿的女人! Vagina dentata!
警察 请停在路边 This is the police. Pull over now.
停在路边 Pull over now.
把那个东西弄出道去 Get that thing out of the way!
托比? Tobey?
警探 这有发现 Detective, found something!
My God, he's got another one.
妈妈? Mom?
爸爸 妈妈? Dad, Mom?
Oh!
妈妈 天哪! Mom! No!
救命 快来人! No! Help!
哦 哦 -来人啊! Ow. Ow. - Help!
哦 宝贝儿 Oh, God, honey.
宝贝儿 你该回家好好休息下了 Sweetheart, you gotta get home and get some rest.
明天你得精神些 你还得看望你妈妈呢 She's gonna need you chipper tomorrow, hmm?
回去吧 You go.
路上小心 Be careful.
这里是急救室 有什么情况? Emergency room, how may I help you?
我感觉我都不认识你了 I don't even feel like I know you right now.
我不知道什么鬼东西让你这么兴奋 I don't know what's in the ass that makes you so excited.
知道吗? 也许某人的... You know what? Probably somebody's...
-滚出我的房间 -你玩真的吗? Get out of my fucking room! Are you serious?
你怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
你为什么就不闭上你的臭嘴呢? Why don't you shut the fuck up!?
闭嘴 Shut up!
妈? Mom?
埃利奥特? Elliot?
-你好 -找不到人 - Hi. - There's no one--
我找不到让人倾诉了 There's nobody else that I can talk to.
我妈在医院里 My mom is in the hospital.
而我得去警察局自首了 I have to go to the police and turn myself in.
警察? Police?
我杀了他 I killed him.
你杀人了? You killed someone?
差不多算两个吧 Almost two.
阴齿 Dentata.
什么? What?
拉丁文里的牙齿 It's Latin for "teeth."
阴道中... A vagina that...
我知道那是什么 Uh, yeah, I know what that is.
不 我还是不太明白 I'm not following you.
那是什么来着? What again?
阴道里的牙齿 Vagina dentata.
我里面有那东西 It's what's inside me.
医生说的 The doctor said so.
必须要有一个英雄来征服它 医生这么说的 A hero has to come and conquer them. That's what they say.
谁? Who?
远古的希腊人和埃及人 还有那些基督徒和犹太教徒 The ancient Greeks and Egyptians and early Christians and Jews
还有波西利亚人 还有好多的美洲土著 and Polynesians and lots of Native Americans.
Shh, shh.
我没看 Ahem. Uh, I'm not looking.
我妈用这个缓解紧张 My mom takes these for her nerves.
好的 Good. Okay.
好吧 All right.
我的衣服呢 Where are my clothes?
Um...
我得去找警察 I have to go to the police.
那药片可能会让你有点头晕 That pill might make you a little fuzzy-headed.
我得去自首 I have to confess.
好啊 明天吧 明天 Yeah, but, uh, tomorrow, tomorrow.
你想让他们都相信你说的是真的 不是吗 You want them to take you seriously, don't you?
来吧 Come.
坐吧 Have a seat.
拿着 Take it.
为最聪明 漂亮的女孩干杯 To the smartest, prettiest girl I know.
Oh.
这是我常常梦到的 This is how I always dreamed it'd be.
Ooh!
Oh... oh.
嘿 嘿 放松 Hey, hey, relax.
放松 没事 Relax. Just rest.
没事 Just rest.
我就在这儿 I'm right here.
Oh.
你不能 You can't.
你想让我停下吗 D-do you want me to stop?
不 No.
太好了 Oh. Good.
但是 我那玩意会伤到你的 But-- they'll get you.
谁? Who?
那些牙齿 The teeth.
噢 算了吧 Oh, come on.
我是认真的 Seriously.
不 不 看着 No, no, look.
我会征服它们的 I'm-- I'm conquering them.
看到了吗? See? Yeah.
我... 我就是那个英雄 I'm-- I'm-- I'm the hero.
我们在阴茎的断裂深处发现这个 We found this embedded in the penile stump.
那这玩意从哪里来的? So what's it from?
其实 生齿并没有深入研究过 Well, dentition is not an exact science.
但牙根部的形状会让我把这些归类于软骨鲨目 The root design would have led me to ascribe it to the selachii,
就是鲨鱼那些 the sharks and the rays...
但是牙冠又让我觉得这应是属于圆口纲脊椎动物 例如 七鳃鳗 but the crown made me think of the cyclostomes, the lamprey.
看到尖端那些锯齿了吗? See the serration near the tip?
那也就是说这可能是鲨鱼和美洲鳗造成的 So this comes from a cross between a shark and an eel,
或者其他类似的? something like that?
不 我们的测试表明这是来自人类的 No. Our tests show that it's human.
Huh.
什么? What?
没事 Uh... noth-nothing.
我只是 只是不敢相信 I just-- just can't believe it.
我一样 I can't either.
我不敢相信你还活着 I can't believe you're still alive.
是啊 Uh, right.
我来吧 谢谢 I got it. Thanks.
你真的不愿意告诉我们这是怎么回事吗? You sure you don't want to tell us how this happened?
你要去哪儿? Where you going?
我得去找警察 I do have to go to the police.
你是我的英雄 Mm, you are my hero.
甜心 Sweet.
嘿 你这个废物 Hey, loser.
就像我们说的 As we speak.
是吗? Oh, yeah?
-她不在那儿 -是吗? She's not there. - Yeah?
-证明一下 -说点什么 - Prove it. - Say something.
-什么? -她根本不在 是吧 - What? - There's nobody there, man.
-不 -你听到了吗 - No! - You hear that?
什么?! What?!
是的 Yes.
怎么回事? - Mmm... - What was that?
没什么 Oh, nothing.
我们打了赌 We made a bet
如果我能 呃 你知道 that I could, uh, you know.
Unh-unh-unh.
也就是说 在我在进行神圣的禁欲宣誓的时候 So... you made a bet about me
你却在拿我打赌 when I had taken a sacred vow of abstinence?
我觉得这没那么神圣 I had a hunch that it wasn't all that sacred.
当时是很神圣的 It was, though.
你嘴上这么说 Your mouth is saying one thing, babe,
可你的阴道所要表达的却 but your sweet pussy is saying something very...
可完全不同啊 different.
噢 妈的 Uh, aah! Aah!
狗屁英雄 Oh... shit.
Some hero.
妈? Mom?
你是他女儿 You're the daughter?
稍等一下 Just a moment.
请坐 Have a seat, dear.
孩子? Son?
孩子 Son!
他妈的怎么了 爸爸? Oh, what the fuck, Dad?
主啊 Jesus.
你介意回避一下吗? 小姐 Would you excuse us, miss, please?
好吧 Okay.
我要你滚出去 I want you out of here.
滚 Out.
什么? What?
噢 好吧 Oh, right, so...
是因为金吗? it's Kim, huh?
是那臭婊子让你赶我走 是这么回事吧? Old cunt's making you kick me to the curb, is that what's going on?
Ow!
这回事可闹大了 When it rains, it pours.
我懂你的意思 I know, right?
这里肯定有点什么故事吧 There has got to be a story here.
他似乎过度性奋了 He was in a delirium.
似乎不太值啊 Hardly seems worth it.
如果你想让我滚出去 那你就得自己动手扔我出去 You want me out of here, you're gonna have to throw me out.
我早就应该这么做了 I should've done that a long time ago.
是啊 你早他妈该这么做了 Yeah, you should have.
他妈的 Shit!
妈妈! Mother!
别 布拉德 别这样 No, Brad, don't! Aaahhhh!
Uhh.
Uhh!
-布拉德 你他妈的... - Brad, you're a fucking-- Yeah!
好啊 看看谁把谁踢出去吧 老家伙 Yeah, who's kicking who out now, old man?
Aah!
别这样 Please.
别这样 孩子 Please, son.
你为什么要娶她? Why'd you have to marry her?
听着 我知道你爱你的母亲 Look, I know you loved your mother.
-我也爱她 -我母亲? - I did too-- - My mother?
我甚至都快忘了那个婊子 I don't even remember that bitch.
什么? What?
你害了我妹妹 You made her my sister.
我爱她 爸爸 I loved her, Dad.
她也爱你啊 She loves you too...
非常爱你 So very much.
她爱你 She does.
妈妈 闭嘴 Mother, shut up.
嘿 滚回你的笼子 Hey, get back in your cage!
快 Get!
桑切斯医生 请到护理站报道 Dr. Sanchez, please report to the nurses' station.
桑切斯医生... Dr. Sanchez...
Oh... mm.
Ohhh.
Hey.
对不起 I'm sorry.
那只狗一直在叫 但布拉德说让别管它 She was screaming, but Brad said just to ignore it,
那只狗总是那样凶 that she did that all the time.
太对不起了 I'm so sorry.
你为什么现在想起干这个了? Why are you doing this now?.
你害怕了吗? Are you afraid?
Ooh.
这太他妈的奇怪了 This is too fucking weird.
等着瞧吧 Just wait.
等一下 Wait.
好吧 Pshew. Okay.
你想干嘛? Ow. What are you--
-好吧 就这样 -不 不 停下 - All right, that's it. - No, no. Stop it.
天啊 Aw, God!
Why did you want to come here?
Mm, mm, babe...
No one dares come near the Castle Borski.
Yeah.
Mm.
Yeah.
Ohh...
Mmm.
你看看我们一直一来都错过了什么? Yeah. You see what we've been missing?
我们都知道 该来的最后还是得来的 We... always knew it'd play out this way eventually,
不是吗? didn't we?
从我们还是孩子那时起 Ever since we were little kids.
Unh!
Aah!
Unh!
Uh, aah! Aah!
哪儿去了? Where--?
If you would be good enough to tell me where you're going.
母亲 咬死她 Mother, get her!
放下 Drop it.
不 不 No! No!
等下 Wait.
别 别离开我 Don't-- don't leave me.
...life... from non-life.
These evolutionists will try to persuade you...
These evolutionists will try to tell you...
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
谁在歌声里面放了"炸弹"? # Who put the "bomp" in the bomp-shooby-dooby-bomp? #
谁在音乐里面"撞击"? # Who put the "ram" in the rama-lama-ding-dong? #
你干的 # You did #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
谁在歌声里面放了"炸弹"? # Who put the "bomp" in the bomp-shooby-dooby-bomp? #
谁在音乐里面"撞击"? # Who put the "ram" in the rama-lama-ding-dong? #
你干的 # You did #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
如果我该流浪 那就叫醒我 # Wake me up if I should drift away #
我不想错过 # I don't wanna miss a thing #
牵着我的手四处游荡 # Take my hand and lead me all around #
我不在乎 # I don't care #
我们要去哪儿 # Where we're going #
谁让残忍四处游荡 # Who dug the crude and made it flow? #
谁证明万事皆有可能 # Who proved that anything was possible? #
你干的 # You did #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
谁建造和摧毁的家园? # Who built the house and brought it down? #
谁建造和摧毁的家园? # Who raised the roof and never made a sound? #
你干的 # You did #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
如果我该流浪 那就叫醒我 # Wake me up if I should drift away #
我不想错过 # I don't wanna miss a thing #
牵着我的手四处游荡 # Take my hand and lead me all around #
我不在乎 # I don't care #
我们要去哪儿 # Where we're going #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
谁在晨雾中早起? # Who rose right out of the morning mist #
像对婴儿般的开启我的心扉 # Opened my heart like a baby's fist? #
你干的 # You did #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
谁冲破宁静开始歌唱 # Who cleared the static and made it sing? #
谁让沉重的列车有了轮子 # Who put the wheel on the gravy train? #
你干的 # You did #
-我今早收到一封信 -你干的 - # I got a letter this morning # - # You did #
如果我该流浪 叫醒我 # Wake me up if I should drift away #
我不想错过 # I don't wanna miss a thing #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
牵着我的手四处游荡 # Take my hand and lead me all around #
我不在乎 # I don't care #
我们要去哪儿 # Where we're going #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
谁在歌曲里放了"炸弹"? # Who put the "bomp" in the bomp-shooby-dooby-bomp? #
谁在音乐了"撞击"? # Who put the "ram" in the rama-lama-ding-dong? #
谁在节奏了"放荡"? # Who put the "wang" in the wang-dang-noo, baby? #
你干的 # You did #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
我收到了 # I got #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
谁在韵律里"游走"? # Who put the "flip" in the flippity-flop? #
谁在嘻哈中嘻哈? # Who put the "hip" in the hippity-hop? #
谁在鼓点中"爆炸"? # Who put the "boom" in the boom-boom-shaka-laka? #
你干的 #You did #
我今早收到一封信 # I got a letter this morning #
我的心 我的心 我的心 # My heart, my heart, my heart #
我的心 我的心 # My heart, my heart #
# Bye-bye, bye-bye #
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